Outside the Box











Just so you know what I am
up to when I am
not at work
on these fool boxes!  List
represents recent items
"enjoyed" and
accompanying  BoxBoy
"amusement rating".


@@@@@     Junior Mints
@@@@             Big Salad
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                 Beefarino
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               Marble Rye
@
                            Mutton

BOOKS

Abandon Ship! ... Bill Jim
Davis                   @@@@@

Just After Sunset ...
Stephen King         @@@@

Bones of Betrayal ...
Jefferson Bass     @@@@@

Nine Lives, Death & Life
in New Orleans ...
Dan
Baum                        @@@

Ford County ... John
Grisham               @@@@@

The Fourth of July ...
Peter de Bolla        @@@@

Tyrannosaur Canyon ...
Douglas Preston  @@@@@

The Jesus Papers ...
Michael Baigent          @@

DVD / VHS

The Wolfman (2010) @@@

An Ameican Werewolf in
London                
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The Lost Weekend             
                            
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Facing Ali            @@@@@

The Road                   @@@

Inglourious Basterds    @@

Sherlock Holmes             @

The Young Victoria            
                            
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CDs

So I'm Told ... Lee Dwyze   
                            @@@@@

Tales of Mystery &
Imagination (Deluxe
Edition)
... Alan Parsons
Project                @@@@@

I Robot ... APP     @@@@@

Pyramid ... APP    @@@@@

Eve ...APP            @@@@@

The Turn of a Friendly
Card
... APP         @@@@@

Stereotomy ... APP             
                            @@@@@

Amonia Avenue ... APP     
                            @@@@@

Gaudi ... APP       @@@@@

The Instrumental Works
... APP                 @@@@@

Freudiana ... Alan
Parsons               @@@@@

BoxBoy's Links of the Month Club

Somebody I do know (and like):           Don Becker Puppets

Somebody I don't know (but would like): Bill's Retro World

More Customers Singing BoxBoy's Praises

I can't wait to see (David Cassidy).  You
have been a whole lot of fun, too, and I
have really enjoyed doing business with
you.  I might just have to order some
special items as gifts for family and
friends.  Thanks for being so nice.  P.S.  I
got my beautiful box today, and I love the
little surprise tucked inside!  You did a
fantastic job, and you can bet you will be
hearing from me again.  Take care and I
wish you much success on your
business."   Winston-Salem, NC.


"The box (BioBox) was waiting
there for me at work this
morning.  I just wanted to thank
you so much ... it looks awesome!
  I know my friend will love it.  I've
shown some friends at work and
I've got people interested in your
work, so I'll be forwarding them
your information."  --  
Washington, DC

"We Got the box (Ragtime).  It was gorgeous and my Mom loved it.  You're so
talented!  Thanks!"   P.S.  "Again and again your talent shines in the work I
order from you.  Thank you for creating these beautiful pieces of art that I am
proud to give as gifts."
Valley Stream, NY
What's
On My
Mind!
The Weakly News
More for your hopeful amusement, this little
column features examples of why I have
absolutely no inclination to practice journalism
professionally anymore ... ever.  The photographs
are ones that I (or somebody with whom I worked
with and probably didn't like one tiny little bit) took
during my stint as sports/features editor for my
hometown weekly newspaper in the early 1980s
right after college graduation.  Whoa, what an
awful sentence!  The people in these photos and
their "exhibits" are totally real (who could make
this stuff up?) and all of these pictures were
published in that leading newspaper.   I wish I had
kept more of these pictorial treasures ... I can hear
Pulitzer calling.  But I am very glad that I carted
around the dozen or so that I have in my
possession for the past quarter century.  So, like a
talented Mr. Ripley, believe it or not!  And ain't that
incredible?
BoxBoy Makes the D(C)
List!
Your very own BoxBoy
had the pleasure of
selling a trinket box to
the Honorable Anthony
Williams, Mayor Emeritus
of the District of
Columbia, at the 2006
Downtown Holiday Market
in our nation's capital.  
BoxBoy hates publicity
and there were cameras
clicking and a plethora of
mayoral entourage
staring the entire time
the Mayor contemplated
his purchase.  No big deal
... only one of the heads
(with antlers) fell to the
ground whilst BB wrote
up the purchase. We had
truly hoped our Barack
would come on down in
'09 and continue his
ceaseless spending.  He
didn't make it.
Box of the Month
...Homely At the Table!

Images only parents could love (but still be
ashamed of at the same time).   Above, a
sweetly, mild mannered BoxBoy as he
appeared posing for the school photographer.  
Below, Christmas morning in West Tennessee
sometime in the mid 1960s.  Below, the
grandmother looks adoringly at rugrats greedily
accepting Santa's offering. Oh, the cute one in
front of the cardboard fireplace is the baby
brother.
Pretty In The Cradle ...
A BoxBoy
Halloween
Ah Good Eva-Ning
Quoth the Late, Great Sivad ...
A BoxBoy Christmas...
... in the Volunteer State

A BoxBoy Blizzard
Quoth the BoxBoy ... sNOw More!
Couldn't get
enough in
About BoxBoy?
 Read on...
Very Scary Clown
Galleria
from the BoxBoy Archives
Tomayto or Tomahto?

"Outta the Wheel Chair"
or
"Looking for Master Bates"

Obviously, not a box at all but an original BoxBoy
collage on canvass for your approval and
amusement.  Why is it that people like us are
fascinated with Joan Crawford and Bette Davis?  
This iconic depiction is a study in role reversal ...
our Bette is the cripple and our Joan is the mean
one in "Whatever Happened to Bitchy Blanche?"
The setting is the Norman Bates manse/motel from
"Psycho".  While Alfred Hitchcock was not
available for consultation, he would certainly
agree that a mother IS a boy's best friend.
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